please don’t be intimidated by me, I’m a fucking dork

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hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

^ Reasons why I never went to law school even though I wanted to.

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Anonymous
Do you have any slutty confessions?

tobiasxva:

Sure:

A big group of friends and I have a Facebook group literally just dedicated to sending eachother nudes and discussing other debauchery. It’s probably the highlight of my Facebook feed honestly.

I need a Facebook group like this in my life.

thisurltotallysucks:

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

image

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turntable-thoughts:

glittergooch:

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

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Anthropomorphic Tree

Anthropomorphism which is the recognition of human-like characteristics or form in animals, plants or non-living things. This tree, which can be found in the Outer Banks of North Carolina, has roots which have taken a human-like form.

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Anonymous
So did you like sell your soul to the devil or something cuz there's no way that your just this gorgeous naturally like yo what did you do? Do you drink unicorn blood or suck the souls from new born babies or something cuz it blows my mind.

You caught me! :o
But seriously, thank you! ♥

saloandseverine:

Salvador Dali, Woman with a Head of Roses, 1935

(via suicideslurpee)

Grow out your side cut they said. It’ll be fun they said.

uglyfreedom:

By: James McKenna

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baby-make-it-hurt:

collaredslut:

Excuse me, I need to change my panties.

Annnnd I’m very aroused.

(Source: subtied, via creepycreepycreepmeout)

mineralists:

Orthoclase with a lattice pattern inclusions of llmenite and Hematite.
The inclusions are actually dark but when light hits the stone at just the right angels it shines with beautiful iridescence!
Harts Range, Australia

(Source: auction3.mineral-auctions.com, via modificationnotmutilation)

You might be stoned if you put Ranch Dressing on your pasta instead of sauce. Whoops.